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I will avoid making jokes such as Tia Dalma/Calypso giving Jack crabs and go on with the review.
The opening was well morbid. The multiple hangings and even hanging a kid, obviously not your standard Disney flick.
had slight element with the start of Jedi. The heroes sneaking around and disguising themselves to find out the whereabouts of Jack, or in actually getting a form of transportation to rescue Jack.
I love the monkey and the parrot teaming up.
Stuff I loved
The scenery, and that one part before they go over the edge. All the stars. Oh it was scenery love. The sky filled with stars and the sea reflecting it. It almost seemed they were in space.
Jack. I just loved Jack. The part with several Jacks was the best, and oooh shirtless Jacks.
Gibbs, poor guy gets his story teller thunder taken away. I loved seeing Jack slap him and then he goes off with Scarlett and Giselle.
Pintel and Ragetti, Ragetti staring up Elizabeth's robe and then Pintel staring up at that fat guy. Pintel trying to order Jack and Barbossa and Ragetti telling him he would vote for him. Damn, when did Rags get so smooth? He knew how to say the words right.
Murtogg and Mullroy. YES! they are back is still the same. I love how they were disgusted with the EITC and the fishmen. They respected being Royal Marines and did not like the way Beckett was handling things, not certain if I like them as pirates. Something about it just doesn't sit well with me.
The Davy and Calypso romance, was nicely done and we were right about the lockets.
Human Davy, oh and I still think he is a bad ass, and I loved his crew, the guy with the eel head, oh so creepy.
Mercer getting tentacle raped to death.
The ship battle with the whirlpool.
The swordfight marriage ceremony
The swordfight with Jones, and Bootstrap.
Beckett's brain breaking and his death.
Sao Feng was also cool, such a bad ass, and he punched Jack.
What I didn't like.
They killed the Kraken at the start, what a dissapointment.
The one guy breaking off his frostbitten toe. What is with them and gross stuff involving toes?
Attack of the 50 foot Tia Dalma...okay that was a bit too hokey.
Norrington. Oh don't get me wrong he pwned all of his scenes and Jack Davenport was as brilliant as ever, but that uniform. I loved the blue and white of the Royal Navy uniform, not that mustard color. Yuck.
And they killed him. BASTARDS! I know I know. I have been through this before with Wash dying in Serenity, but T and T...you two aint Joss Whedon, not nearly as good.
And there were not enough scenes with Norrington. I loved the noble streak at the end and Keira is a lucky gal. I didn't feel envious in the first one, but I did when she kissed Jack, and now she kissed James?
This is the PotC universe and it does appear nobody stays dead.
Orlando still can't really act.
It is better than DMC, but not nearly as good as Curse of the Black Pearl.
The opening was well morbid. The multiple hangings and even hanging a kid, obviously not your standard Disney flick.
had slight element with the start of Jedi. The heroes sneaking around and disguising themselves to find out the whereabouts of Jack, or in actually getting a form of transportation to rescue Jack.
I love the monkey and the parrot teaming up.
Stuff I loved
The scenery, and that one part before they go over the edge. All the stars. Oh it was scenery love. The sky filled with stars and the sea reflecting it. It almost seemed they were in space.
Jack. I just loved Jack. The part with several Jacks was the best, and oooh shirtless Jacks.
Gibbs, poor guy gets his story teller thunder taken away. I loved seeing Jack slap him and then he goes off with Scarlett and Giselle.
Pintel and Ragetti, Ragetti staring up Elizabeth's robe and then Pintel staring up at that fat guy. Pintel trying to order Jack and Barbossa and Ragetti telling him he would vote for him. Damn, when did Rags get so smooth? He knew how to say the words right.
Murtogg and Mullroy. YES! they are back is still the same. I love how they were disgusted with the EITC and the fishmen. They respected being Royal Marines and did not like the way Beckett was handling things, not certain if I like them as pirates. Something about it just doesn't sit well with me.
The Davy and Calypso romance, was nicely done and we were right about the lockets.
Human Davy, oh and I still think he is a bad ass, and I loved his crew, the guy with the eel head, oh so creepy.
Mercer getting tentacle raped to death.
The ship battle with the whirlpool.
The swordfight marriage ceremony
The swordfight with Jones, and Bootstrap.
Beckett's brain breaking and his death.
Sao Feng was also cool, such a bad ass, and he punched Jack.
What I didn't like.
They killed the Kraken at the start, what a dissapointment.
The one guy breaking off his frostbitten toe. What is with them and gross stuff involving toes?
Attack of the 50 foot Tia Dalma...okay that was a bit too hokey.
Norrington. Oh don't get me wrong he pwned all of his scenes and Jack Davenport was as brilliant as ever, but that uniform. I loved the blue and white of the Royal Navy uniform, not that mustard color. Yuck.
And they killed him. BASTARDS! I know I know. I have been through this before with Wash dying in Serenity, but T and T...you two aint Joss Whedon, not nearly as good.
And there were not enough scenes with Norrington. I loved the noble streak at the end and Keira is a lucky gal. I didn't feel envious in the first one, but I did when she kissed Jack, and now she kissed James?
This is the PotC universe and it does appear nobody stays dead.
Orlando still can't really act.
It is better than DMC, but not nearly as good as Curse of the Black Pearl.
