My Mental Sanctuary

evryting is soooo pretty 2day. i woke up nice and erly wit my widdl BB. & I'ma etin my oatmeal nd all I want 2 do 2day is go and buy the Twilight DVDs and and read and write Twilight Fanfiction, caused Edward is lyke sooo hawt. He's my dream man, soo much better than dat loozer Johnny Depp. Whatev.

Oh I should do some fanarts and stuff and then I gotta find all de h8ters and tell dem to stop h8ting and call dem loozers cuz they don't know what a gud stori is. Dey lyke 2 read all the shakespear and discworld and lord of the rings and crap. Doze books r sooo stoopid and booring. doze people can't right like Stephanie Meyers. She's a goddess and so perfect.

I hope my husband acts like Edward. His hair is almost as poffy and perfect but he needz 2 sparkle more. I hope he disables my car and watches me while i sleep cause that is what edward did fer Bella. That is what troo luve is lyke.


Go Team Edward!!!!!1111

of a Twitard.

http://spacebabie.deviantart.com/journal/25165452/#comments

Funny thing is was posted to my journal entry where I don't say anything about Twilight instead of to any artwork where I make fun of it.

Hey shinga does this one look familiar to you?