Note to a body part

[spacebabie]

Dear Stomache,

What is going on? Seriously, what is your major malfunction? After breakfast you act funny and feel all oogy, then a few hours later you make too much acid and put me in a level of discomfort, even when I take tums as a premptive strike. Then about an hour to two hours later you demand to be filled again, could you settle down for a gorram day and act normal?

No Love

Me

Comments

[northsider.livejournal.com]

Sounds like something I had some years back called irritable bowel syndrome. My doctor had me treat it like an ulcer for a few weeks, and I was fine after that. If your troubles don't go away in a few days, see what your doctor has to say about it. Maybe it's the same thing.