spacebabie | Its story time folks

Once upon a time there was a fandom, er farmdom...yeah a farm.

This farm wasn't as big s others but it was a good farm. It had friends a few asshats and some squabbles, but it was good.

Ever since this farm began there was this huge hog. This hog started out okay, but a few years later he became a true hog for glory and praises and entitlement.

This hog once worked in the apple orchard with some of the other animals. This hog particularly likes some of the sour and farm products that came out of the main farmhouse and wanted to use them as examples in running the orchard. The others working in the orchard turned them down.

This hog wanted to run the orchard his way and snorted in disgust at how some of the apple pickers were choosing how to pick the apples.

"You cant remove the stems from the golden delicious, that's just mean!"

The other animals were getting annoyed with the hog.

One day the hog decided that he should be called the head of the Orchard.

"Uh uh, no way." the other animals said. "There is a head of crop dusting a head of seed planting and a head of apple picking but there is no head of the Orchard."

"Fine," The Hog snorted. "Then run the orchard your way. Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Around the time the hog left was the time the White Hen was ready to retire from her small vegetable garden.

This Hen was loved by all, except for the rats that claim she couldn't grow decent vegetables and that her veggies were dirty. This hen had a handsome rooster for a husband and was the mother of an adorable and clever chick.

The hen had plenty going on in her life. In addition to the garden she grew her own side carrots and was ready to move onto her own corn field where she could sell the corn . With so much she felt it was time to hand the garden over to someone else.

"Me, me me," cried the hog. "I want to run it."

The hen gave him the garden.

A year later the other animals wondered why the garden was empty.

"Nobody cares about it," the hog whined. "Nobody tells me I'm doing a good job, or give me seeds or anything."

The other animal felt the hog was full of it but said nothing. One of the animals was the sweetest most cuddly kitty cat. She asked the hog if he needed any help.

"Sure," the hog grinned. "You can do this and this and this and...."

So in the end the kitty did all of the work and the Hog basked in the glory.

That was two years ago. Now other animals are bugging the poor kitty about the state of the garden.