Feb. 20th, 2006

spacebabie: River Tam and James Norrington...used when I write crossovers. (Up to Something)
What you would love to say to th chatty passenger next to you on an airplane flight when all you want to do is read.

Nuclear Power
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know, how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"
spacebabie: River Tam and James Norrington...used when I write crossovers. (Default)
Thanks for the hugs and support. I usually don't disable comments like that, but I felt really low.

I know, "Never give up, Never surrender." After about nearly four months of sending resumes and filling out applications with still now job tends to make one feel like they are worthless.





take the WHAT BAD BOOK ARE YOU test.


and go to mewing.net. not as good as reading a good book, but way better than a bad one.

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Saw Sky High...What a predictable flick. Kurt Russel needs to be crowned the "King of Cheese." think about it. "Big Trouble in Little China", "Tango and Cash", and "Escape from" movies and now this.

It did have Bruce Campbell and two Kids from the Hall in it.

and that young actor who played Warren Peace made me feel like a dirty old lady.

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