The bashing has been going on since 1066

Dear President Chirac,

I'm pretty sure British food tastes a lot better than the old foot in the mouth.

No love
Me.


Yeah I know it's an immature jab, but I'm 50 percent English and 1/8th Scottish.

and British food is good. Technically we eat fish n chips when we go to Lohn John Silvers...and there is also Yorskhire puddings, Scotch eggs, Ploughman's platter, meat pies, bangers and mash and they have gtreat desserts. English Trifles are so yummy!

the only thing I wont try is mushy peas.

"You want to see something really scary?"

or how I spent the fourth.

Instead of feasting on burgers and holding a sprkler whilewatching pretty fieroworks I ate home made stir fry, consoled the firghtened dogs and watched the Twilight Zone Marathon.

It was pretty cool seeing some of those classic episodes...although I have seen them spoofed on the Simpsons and in the Twilight Zone movie.

I don't know...being turned into a jack in the box and being sent to the cornfield just doesnt have the same impact as having your mouth removed and being sent to "Cartoon Land."

and whenever I think of monsters on airplane wings I don't think of Captain Kirk I think of Dick Solomon.

Funny how Shatner got the role of the Big Giant Head on Thrid rock of the sun...and in one episode they did a parody.

Dick: "There is something on the wing."
Mary: "That's the engine."

The opening scene of the movie scared me when I first saw it. Well I was about 7 or 8 at the time.

A lot of timne travel episodes. I liked the one where the guy goes back and tries to prevent a school house from being burned down, and it turned out he was the one who caused the school house being burned. Very Gargoyles/Harry Potter like.

and I checked. The Twilight Zone movie isn't on DVD yet. :pouts: